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What is this? It looks like our “Three-Fifty” DVD (mailed via US Post office) was attacked by a Land Shark. Somewhere between the post office near my home and the 5 miles the package traveled to get to El Segundo… it was sliced and diced and lost the DVD, but the envelope and packaging made it to the address.
If you buy a DVD of “Three-Fifty” we promise we’ll take the utmost care in shipping it to you – but we can’t guarantee it won’t be confiscated by a land shark. If that happens, just call us, we’ll be sure you get a new DVD. Buying DVDs is easy – just click HERE.
We can also talk about my Anne Frank complex and why “Despite everything, I believe the post office is good at heart.”
More reasons to love the post office are in this article:
13 Things Your Mail Carrier Won’t Tell You.